Einfach zum lachen Windows 7 Code

Windows 7 Code echt spannend

/*

GNOT General Public Licence!

(c) 1995 – 2007 Microsoft Coropration

*/

#include „dos.h“

#inculde „win95.h“

#include „win98.h“

#include „sco_unix.h“

class WindowsVista extends Windows XP implements Nothing

{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;

int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;

float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;

boolean readyForRealease = False;

void main {

while (!CRASHED) {

  if  (first_time_install) {

    if ((installed RAM < 2 GB) ||

         (processorSpeed < 4 GHz))

         {

           MessageBox („Hardware incompatibity error. „);

           GetKeyPress();

            BSOD();

           }

   }

   Make10GBswapfile();

   SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);

   AddRandomDriver();

   MessageBox(„Driver incompatibily error,“);

   GetKeyPress();

   BSOD();

}

//printf(„Welcome to Windows 2000“);

//printf(„Welcome to Windows  XP“);

//printf(„Welcome to Windows Vista“);

printf(„Welcome to Windows 7“);

if (still_not_crashed) {

  CheckUserLicense();

  DoubleCheckUserLicense();

  TripleCheckUserLicense();

  RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGraphics();

FlickerLED(hard_drive);

RunWindowsXP();

return LotsMoreMoney;

}

}