Easy to Laugh at Windows 7 Code

Windows 7 code really exciting

/*

GNOT General Public Licence!

(c) 1995 – 2007 Microsoft Coropration

*//

#include „dos.h“

#inculde „win95.h“

#include „win98.h“

#include „sco unix.h“

class WindowsVista extends Windows XP implements Nothing

{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;

int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;

float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;

boolean readyForRealease = false;

void main

while (!CRASHED)

if (first time install)

if ((installed RAM < 2 GB) ||

(processorSpeed < 4 GHz)

{

MessageBox („Hardware incompatibity error. „);

GetKeyPress();

BSOD();

}

}

Make10GBswapfile();

SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING GOOGLE);

AddRandomDriver();

MessageBox(„Driver incompatibily error,“);

GetKeyPress();

BSOD();

}

//printf(„Welcome to Windows 2000“);

//printf(„Welcome to Windows XP“);

//printf(„Welcome to Windows Vista“);

printf(„Welcome to Windows 7“);

if (still not crashed) {

CheckUserLicense();

DoubleCheckUserLicense();

TripleCheckUserLicense();

RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGraphics();

FlickerLED(hard drive);

RunWindowsXP();

return LotsMoreMoney;

}

}